shh-nobody-tell:

What if during sex you said hella to everything

Hella dick, bruh

Hella sweet thrust

Hella rad orgie

Hella rad spongebob boxers

hella

tumblr users should not have sex tbh

What if during sex you said hella to everything

Hella dick, bruh

Hella sweet thrust

Hella rad orgie

Hella rad spongebob boxers

hella

meadowkitten:

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken

rnedia:

son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

500daysof-katie:

tea-inthetardis:

bugsinricepudding:

i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.

ed sheeran when did you get a tumblr 

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*